Ali. 21 years old. Avid user of the panda face emoji. Queen of smoothies. Breaker of chains.
Welcome to my life, a life I contently spend whacking words into my keyboard: expressing myself through poetry, cultural critiques, pop culture commentary, and an endless slew of low quality iPhone pictures. In the name of being honest, let me tell you that this is as average as it gets.
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